Costa Rica Challenge Poem

Our story begins at Heathrow, through Newark and San Jose,
24 straight hours of travelling - what a ****ing day!
Filled with trepidation our group at last set off,
All kitted out in Berghaus in pursuit of Hairo's calves
Now I know we're all from Britain, but didn't expect such rain,
What happened to your waterproofs Adeel - did you leave them on the plane?!
Our first challenge was hiking; a route we had to find,
Where's the Sat Nav DevCom. and did you leave your map behind?!
So next we climbed big hills on our trusty mountain bikes,
Anything less than five minutes was nothing according to Mike.
One person just kept going, and she may have shed a tear,
But a much deserved 'spirit of the day' - let's give it up for Clare.
We swapped our bikes for a raft and the river started to churn.
We followed Amy's sun protection advice. so how come it was the doctor that burned?!
We all fell out, we all got saved but poor Jerry still crapped it,
He fell off the side, tried to blame our guide - but Jerry it was the Grade 2 rapid!
The Coast to Coast boys are crazy - let's take it to the max!
Till Clive pipes up 'hey guys - I think we should all just chillax'
Kaar you could be Superman - you do everything with flair,
But take a tip from Euan, only girls should have long hair!
Some elements of the competition clearly have been fixed,
And we all know the winners are really Columbus 6
Ok so maybe for talking, we would clearly take the crown,
For nothing beats Louisa... Boag you win hands down.
And let's not forgetting John in the stretcher race,
TLC was lacking, unless you count boobs in his face
So now our story's ending, great memories we'll take away
3 cheers for The Prince's Trust - hip hip hip HOORAY!